WOWZA everybody, have we got some amazing news to share with you!!
We know everyone was pretty bummed to hear that our fireworks show was rescheduled for this Saturday, the 6th of July, and we feel just as sad as you! So we’re going to make up for that it by offering a HUGE deal to you loyal, patriotic Americans who know that the number one best thing to do on the 4th of July is hang out all day by the lake, relaxing on the beach, riding some radical water slides, and listening to some sweet, sweet jams.
Here it is, are you ready??
For the 4th of July only, EVERY SINGLE LANIERWORLD GUEST will get an ALL DAY, ALL ACCESS PASS for only $10!! WHAAAAT??? $10 for access to water slides, the beach, mini golf, the Boardwalk, EVERYTHING!!
Whew… Oh what’s that? There’s MORE?!? No way!!
IN ADDITION to that INCREDIBLE offer, we are ALSO giving out raffle tickets to those lucky ducks who swim through the gates between 10am and 2pm. What’s this raffle for, you ask? ONE. THOUSAND. DOLLARS.
You don’t have to clean your screen off, it really does say that we are literally handing out $1,000 STRAIGHT UP to one of you lucky raffle ticket holders! The drawing will be held at 6PM sharp at the BIG BEACH STAGE, and you MUST BE PRESENT to win!
Recap, $10/person ALL day, ALL access. AND if you come in before 2PM, you’ll get a raffle ticket for a $1,000 giveaway! Can you even believe it?!?
Tell your friends, tell your wife, tell everybody because we are alerting you to a straight up FLASH FLOOD of AWESOMESAUCE!!
No rainchecks, though. We’re pretty sure you know it’s going to rain.